that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Is it penis luge time yet?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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