Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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