girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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