i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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