I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There r osticjed everywhere
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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