so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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