I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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