He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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