But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Mom said you looked used
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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