he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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