I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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