Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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