Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He felt like a one man threesome
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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