im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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