So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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