just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
