Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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