found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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