Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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