I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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