The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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