I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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