On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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