Buhtt sex?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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