I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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