But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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