Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Let's paint friendship bongs
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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