Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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