so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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