there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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