Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I touched a dick in church today
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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