Ambien. No doubt about it.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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