If that was your dad, he is hot
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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