Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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