my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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