Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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