We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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