girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
