No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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