Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if only i could text you this smell
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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