if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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