This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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