i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
