her vagine was all disorganized.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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