Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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