Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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