So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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