is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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