why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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