is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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