Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
