she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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