Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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