We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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