if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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