: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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