Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize