Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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