What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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