More tranny stories later!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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